March 2012
39 posts
hipstermalik:
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i’m sorry for not being active :^(
i hope you’ll accept this apology and i offer you malik’s amputated arm if you’ll all still be my friend
do i also get kadar’s mutilated corpse
no but you can have yusuf’s chest hair
i’m sorry for not being active :^(
i hope you’ll accept this apology and i offer you malik’s amputated arm if you’ll all still be my friend
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February 2012
24 posts
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happy valentine's day
all of the women stood up their men today and decided to go shopping together so the men all grouped up and watched the a-team except for la volpe because he doesn’t like the a-team since ezio wouldn’t let him be face the end
Anonymous asked: What do you use for this? Is it an app or like is there a website? Or do you just use your phone? XP
jehn-loves-apples:
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happy day before valentines day
also for all you lonely singles out there, remember
malik survived as a lonely single with one arm
you can do it
but he had tazim
he had a son
you don’t just get a son out of thin air
there are two solutions to this
1 some nice courtesan took pity on his stumpleness
2 it was all resolved when malik and tazim went on...
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happy day before valentines day
also for all you lonely singles out there, remember
malik survived as a lonely single with one arm
you can do it
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Anonymous asked: Is there of any possibility that you could perhaps do Altair and Ezio?
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Anonymous asked: Ezio or Altair accidentally butt-dialing malik?
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ciarak asked: I'd love to know how the AC crew will celebrate Valentine's Day...
Anonymous asked: Ah! Ezio! And Altaïr! Have the sex with me! Xoxogossipgirl
Anonymous asked: What do you do for a living?
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assassinaudre asked: Can Ezio text me?
drinktea asked: It's hilarious every single time Leo texts Ezio <3<3<3. Buuuut does Leo ever text other people?
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Anonymous asked: More Leo texting please! :)