February 2012
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happy valentine's day
all of the women stood up their men today and decided to go shopping together so the men all grouped up and watched the a-team except for la volpe because he doesn’t like the a-team since ezio wouldn’t let him be face the end
Anonymous asked: What do you use for this? Is it an app or like is there a website? Or do you just use your phone? XP
jehn-loves-apples:
novicetexting:
happy day before valentines day
also for all you lonely singles out there, remember
malik survived as a lonely single with one arm
you can do it
but he had tazim
he had a son
you don’t just get a son out of thin air
there are two solutions to this
1 some nice courtesan took pity on his stumpleness
2 it was all resolved when malik and tazim went on...
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happy day before valentines day
also for all you lonely singles out there, remember
malik survived as a lonely single with one arm
you can do it
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Anonymous asked: Is there of any possibility that you could perhaps do Altair and Ezio?
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Anonymous asked: Ezio or Altair accidentally butt-dialing malik?
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ciarak asked: I'd love to know how the AC crew will celebrate Valentine's Day...
Anonymous asked: Ah! Ezio! And Altaïr! Have the sex with me! Xoxogossipgirl
Anonymous asked: What do you do for a living?
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assassinaudre asked: Can Ezio text me?
drinktea asked: It's hilarious every single time Leo texts Ezio <3<3<3. Buuuut does Leo ever text other people?
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Anonymous asked: More Leo texting please! :)
January 2012
139 posts
quick public bloggace announcement
due to the annoying requests in the inbox for my personal i’ll give it under a readmore so that only people who feel like clicking the extra mile will know
idk i thought i’d taken care of the issue but here you go
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abstergosbitch asked: I felt like bursting in here and telling you how much I love this blog. Which is quite a lot. <3
while cleaning out my inbox i totally forgot i had unified inboxes turned on
so uh a bunch of the requests disappeared
if you feel like submitting a new one, feel free to
Anonymous asked: Does il creatore ship everything? It seems like they do.
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esme-adira asked: Ezio drunksexting Desmond? 8D He really should stop drinking and texting...
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Anonymous asked: cries tears
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Anonymous asked: hasjkjdsfdjshsjgnksdiufwehfjnkmas
Anonymous asked: Does Lucy text some of them? Or is she like Shaun and prefers not to unless needed to?
Anonymous asked: can we have some successful romance on here~ COME ON VOLPE, THEY DON'T CALL YOU FOX FOR NO REASON
Anonymous asked: your blog makes me laugh like an idiot. good job.
nezupezu asked: omg,i love you! please never stooop!
Anonymous asked: I hope that by 'light' you mean my giant boner for volpe/machiavelli
Anonymous asked: no need to, just continue the good work~ (ANDMOAROFTHATPLZ)
Anonymous asked: in that case, ilu dear creator <3333
Anonymous asked: I have a feeling that the creator ships La Volpe with Machiavelli... ME GUSTA. more plz.
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400 followers
oh gosh
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
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Anonymous asked: "salai doesn’t have a phone. he steals leo’s and texts ‘listen 2 th is!’ with links to nickelback songs" SALAI WOULD. little dirtbag.
Anonymous asked: Salai sexting Leo?
quick note:
i’m not sure how much i’ll be able to get on and make these over the next few days
patience is a virtue?
Anonymous asked: MM THOSE NUDES UNFF
vieries asked: clicks la volpe's nudes link and chokes